I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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