How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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