should my penis look like a turkey
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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