Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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