If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she told me i tasted like america
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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