I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
