After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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