why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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