Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize