and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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