I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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