So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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