Dual....:-)
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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