Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
my shit smells like andre
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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