she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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