The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Acid is not a monday night drug
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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