So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I touched a dick in church today
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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