I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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