I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
My vagina just clenched in fear
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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