these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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