So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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