this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
True strength comes from lack of pants
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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