why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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