omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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