I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You ate ashes out of my bong
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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