just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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