we're blogging at a bar
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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