Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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