its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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