Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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