quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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