Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
