Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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