It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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