I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He kissed a someone with a penis
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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