one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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