For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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