thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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