chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
