I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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