I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
