When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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