Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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