One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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