We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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