I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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