I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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