At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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