the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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