i need an iv and a liver transplant
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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