Fuck appropriateness.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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