I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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